Chapter 1: The Joys of a Broken Window (Part 1)
Three days passed swiftly for the Lord who had grown tired of his nightly routine and he arrived to meet Semerin with excitement showing clearly on his face. Wearing a leather satchel around his shoulder, Eden Exen joined the Thyrinian jeweler and climbed the rock overlooking the small cabin.
“I see you are still wearing that hooded cloak of yours, Semerin; is it a family heirloom or do you simply have nothing else to wear?” teased Eden.
The jeweler knew he was in no place to disrespect a Lord and tamed his response, “No, not really; I merely find it the most appropriate attire for late-night gatherings with killing intent.”
Still feeling smug from the first trial, Lord Eden replied with a mix of sincerity and sarcasm, “Terrific; another pointless slaughtering. What is it this time? One particularly pesky squirrel that riles you?”
Ignoring the banter, Semerin revealed the true target, “A vicious black hound that stands as tall as a man. The cabin’s owner, a man named Herlon who happens to be a fellow jeweler, starves the creature and locks him inside to guard against intruders. Usually a keeper also keeps watch, but every Thursday night – such as this one – he disappears into the woods for hours. ”
Lord Eden became cautious of the situation, “So what is the hound guarding in that cabin that you wish for me to retrieve?”
Semerin took a deep breath before explaining, “There is a small chest that Herlon has hidden away in there. Inside of that chest is a rare schematic – or guide if you want – to a unique forgotten method of designing jewelry.”
Skeptical again, Eden questioned him further, “And how does stealing from your rival in the market qualify as a trial for the medallion exactly?”
“No, no, my Lord! There is no theft involved because that schematic is mine!” he argued. “I was the one who found it, that is before Herlon – in his usual envious self – stole it from me.”
“Tell me, Semerin, do you have any children?” asked Lord Eden out of the blue.
Confused, the jeweler answered, “Yes, I have a precious boy who helps me in the shop every day.”
Lord Eden abruptly began climbing down the rock and walked away as he berated Semerin, “Was the other one devoured by an alligator while once taking a stroll and you thought to have me enact your revenge for you the other night?”
Quite baffled, Semerin hurried after him, “What? Lord Exen, what are you talking about?”
Eden stopped in his tracks and turned to berate the jeweler some more, “It seems to me, Semerin, that the trials you would have me doing have less to do with honoring greatness and more to do with catering to your self-serving desires!”
Semerin immediately rejected the notion and tried to explain, “My Lord, that is not at all my intention behind this. I designed the first trial to test your intellect, resourcefulness and strength. The second one aims to check if in the true spirit of a Champion of the Kingdom you would choose to put yourself in danger to right a wrong in the world.”
As Lord Eden took a few moments to mull over Semerin’s words, loud noises of struggle forced the two men to turn towards their source in the cabin. “That must be one unlucky rat,” offered the jeweler.
“That will be an adequate description for you if I find out your claims are false,” threatened Lord Eden sternly.
“I would expect nothing less, my Lord,” agreed the hooded man before adding, “And I am confident that our Champion will find the hound easy to dispense of.”
Returning to a calmer state, Eden proudly declared, “Bigger and worse beasts have fallen to my blade; even more await the honor.” A few moments of silent thinking later the Beilrunot Lord accepted the challenge, “Alright Semerin, I will slay the hound and get your little box, but I have one question for you: Are you willing to be the bait again?”
With a small laugh that hid the trauma hiding in its shadow, Semerin replied, “I am afraid not, Lord Exen. But I will come along with you once the hound is down.”
“I figured as much, and that is why I brought my own bait this time,” Eden said pointing to his satchel. The Lord began walking over to the cabin door and continued telling, “Only a fool would not learn from his past, and since in the last trial you had me slay an alligator I figured it would more of the same this time around. Hence, I brought some grilled mutton with me for bait, or treats for the way back if any remain.”
As he reached the door to the lodging cabin, Lord Eden drew his sword with this right hand and used the other to unhinge the door’s barricade. Then, he cautiously retreated a few steps backwards anticipating the hound to storm outside. Yet, the wait would be long without the hound ever emerging. Eden grew impatient and walked towards a window and peered inside, only to find the long-fanged hound circling in its place.
Realizing the need for provocation Lord Eden stepped back, picked up a rock and hurled it through the window plane. The shattering glass had startled the starved creature and it finally leapt out from behind the door. With his sword at the ready, Lord Eden reached inside his satchel for a piece of mutton and then threw it far to the side. The hound followed a similarly cautious approach, although it could not resist the meat and headed over to fill its stomach. Eden threw another piece in the opposite direction, and like a dog in training the black hound again followed the meat and devoured it whole.
The third piece of grilled mutton would be the last Lord Eden Exen intended to use. He removed it from the satchel and extended his arm forward trying to get the hound drawn to him. Burying his feet in the ground, the Lord vigilantly watched the hound’s eyes as it slowly approached the meat he waved around. He waited for the opportune moment when the hound would charge and then flung the piece of meat upward. As the beast jumped after the mutton, Eden took his chance and swung his sword right across its neck. The hound fell to the ground, mutton still between its teeth, but dead as a log with a neck gushing blood.
“I cannot say I am not impressed, Lord Exen,” shared the jeweler as he came from behind.
Returning his sword to its sheath, the Lord boasted, “You and everyone else. Now shall we go fetch your little box?”
The two men entered the dim interior of the cabin and began their search for the chest. However, they were shortly taken by surprise when three armored men holding torches and swords stormed in behind them and quickly seized hold of Semerin. Lord Eden swiftly drew his sword and held it in in both hands. “I would not come any closer if I were you,” he threatened.
A mere moment later, a fourth better-dressed man with a long moustache and pointed goatee emerged from behind the guards. “Ah, Semerin,” he began, “I see you are back at it again.”
“I am here for what is mine, Herlon!” the captured jeweler asserted.
Intentionally ignoring him, Herlon addressed the other intruder in his cabin, “Lord Exen, it is an honor to make your acquaintance.” The man with the charming voice suddenly yelled at his guards, “Put your swords away you fools, we are in the presence of a Champion!” and his men obliged.
Eden, however, did not return the gesture and firmly kept hold of his blade. “I assume you are Herlon the thief jeweler?”
“I see Semerin has unfortunately been too convincing with his lie,” returned Herlon with a sad tone. “My Lord, I must apologize for what Semerin has done, getting you caught up in all of this; he really is a disgrace to our noble profession. Every year he tries to steal my schematic from me, and sometimes he remorselessly gets someone else to do his bidding.”
Eden found himself cornered and torn on the matter, but he knew he would soon be asked to choose a side and decided to stall until he made up his mind. “So you are saying that what is in that little box over there is truly yours by right?” he asked as he pointed to the small chest on a pedestal that became apparent in the light of the torches.
Herlon moved closer to the pedestal and his guards followed him closely, “Of course, Lord Exen, for I was the one who found it buried in the ground.”
“You liar!” shouted Semerin from his place in the hands of a guard, “I was the one who found it and it belongs to me!”
Lord Eden was still unsure who to believe, “You both sound convincing to me, Herlon. Why would I believe you over him?”
The sly jeweler answered masterfully, “I do not mean any disrespect, Lord Exen, but I have come here and found you inside my cabin without invitation; and I also have to note that you broke my window.” With a big smile he carried on, “Nevertheless, I have ordered my men to stand down. Why would I choose to do so if I were not convinced that you were a man of reason and honor who stands by the truth?” Taking note of Eden’s pondering silence, Herlon reached into Semerin’s cloak and removed the golden medallion from his pocket, “Semerin is the perpetrator here; even this medallion, my Lord, I have fashioned it with my own hands. This disgrace of a man stole it from me two weeks ago, but thanks to you I finally have it back.”
“I have come all this way for that medallion. Let us assume I believe you, Herlon, what would you see happening after that?” inquired the Lord.
Trying to be as charming as he could, Herlon replied, “Well, Lord Exen, finally catching Semerin is more of a reward than I would have wished. If you were to believe me and leave here peacefully I would be delighted for you to accept the golden medallion as a personal gift from me. Consider it a small gesture for all your trouble and compensation for the wicked trick Semerin attempted to play on you.”
“My Lord, do not fall for his words, he will have me slaughtered the moment you leave,” pleaded Semerin hysterically. “You have to believe me, Lord Exen,” he argued, “I was the one who designed your medallion to honor integrity. Remember how I told you the sword lies in front of the crown, becoming its central spike just like you have strengthened the Kingdom with your victory?”
Taking note of Semerin’s altered description of the medallion, Lord Eden mindfully listened to Herlon’s rebuttal, “Do not believe this vile little man, my Lord! It was I who fashioned the medallion as a symbol of our Champion’s integrity. What is better than the blade of your victorious sword to decorate the center of the crown?”
Satisfied with what he had learned, Lord Eden stared Herlon down and said, “I do not appreciate your lies, Herlon, repeating what you hear like a parrot.” Recalling Semerin’s words from when they first met, Eden was aware of the trick the jeweler used to expose Herlon’s deception. He swiftly came forward and stated, “First, this medallion was made to honor greatness; and second, you really need to get your eyes checked because the sword passes behind the crown. Of course, you would know all of this had you actually been the one who made the medallion.”
The Lord then swung his sword at the guard who held Semerin, causing him to release his prisoner to parry. A powerful boot to the stomach sent the guard flying backward, and the Lord grabbed Semerin by the arm to dart towards the door. Yet, their escape would be cut short when four more armed guards rushed through the door.
As Lord Eden took a step back, he found himself surrounded by seven swords aimed at him and his companion. “I am disappointed by your choice, Lord Exen, I would have thought you to be a smart man,” remarked Herlon with contempt.
Still gripping his blade tightly, the Beilrunoty Lord stressed, “A smart man would not try to kill the Kingdom’s Champion. Tell your men to step aside or I promise this will only end in your death, Herlon!”
The man with the long moustache headed over to the pedestal to grab the chest and bring it over. He stood before Eden and asked, “This man you defend has brought you all this way, Lord Exen. Do you even know for what?” Herlon held the small chest forward and swung open its top to reveal what was inside, “Nothing.”
Lord Eden was at a loss, and as he saw Herlon smile and his guards put away their swords his confusion grew. Semerin then walked over and stood at Herlon’s side. “Congratulations, Lord Exen. You, our Champion, have brilliantly passed the second trial!”
“What the hell are you talking about?!” asked Eden with anger growing on his face.
Removing his hood to reveal his bald head, Semerin offered an explanation, “Well, my Lord, after the first trial and the incident when you used me as bait for the alligator I grew concerned about your true self and values. It was in the wake of that disturbing moment that I decided to alter my plans for the second trial.”
“I have to say, when Semerin approached me with the proposition I thought it was outlandish, but after a while I saw the benefit behind it,” added Herlon.
“Benefit? You two blabbering bastards actually believe there is anything right with trying to make a fool out of a Lord?” sounded out Eden furiously.
Semerin was careful with his words as he tried to avoid scratching the Champion’s pride any further, “We do concur, my Lord, that deception is unfavorable, but in this case it was necessary. We will all sleep more peacefully knowing that our Champion would only pretend to risk a life while certain no one is ever truly at risk, rather than discovering that he would willingly sacrifice a life for his own gain.”
Despite the two jewelers’ noble intentions, Eden found their methods to be out of line by a long way, and it ultimately caused their explanation to carry no weight with him. Much greater rage boiled inside the Beilrunoty Lord than what little showed on his face as he asked Herlon, “So there was nothing in the little box? And you were in on this whole charade?”
The coconspirator confirmed, “I am afraid it is a yes to both, my Lord.”
Eden took his sword and calmly returned it to its sheath; with his unblinking eyes staring down the two men he suddenly seemed even more intimidating when armed not with his sword, but with his blank expression. The Lord stretched out his left arm towards Herlon and opened his hand. The man fond of his facial hair quickly realized what was needed and duly handed over the golden medallion. After glimpsing over to check it was the right ornament, Lord Eden proceeded to wear it around his neck. Then, and out of the tense silence of the confrontation, Eden suddenly lunged his right arm at Semerin, his mighty punch slamming against the jeweler’s face right in the middle.

Herlon watched as his friend fell thumping on his back, screaming and holding his bleeding nose in pain. Turning back to face the Lord with the scowling face he heard him formidably declare, “He gets a broken nose. Be glad I already broke your window.”

